Classic Mood Swing Machine T-Shirt

✨ Features:

Soft AF cotton – for comfy social disappearance

Chill fit – lets you vanish in style

Durable print – doesn’t ghost like you do

Pre-shrunk – the only predictable thing about you

Great for low-energy extroverts

🧽 Care:

Wash cold, disappear after

Dry low, like your interest in parties

Iron only if you reappear

Bleach? Ghost it